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Is that the weather report?


Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.

seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect

On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.

:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…

I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?

The worst is when it starts to warm up and the lesbians start to melt then at night is freezes into a sheet of lesbian ice.

Damn Wisconsin and the shit ton of lesbians we get each winter. Hell, we had four inches of lesbians on Monday alone.

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Ladies, gents and non-binaries: Stephen Fry, man who possesses the most common sense of any human on earth.

Pretty sure he’s islamphobic though

^^ He is. He outed himself as one a few months ago. It’s amazing how people who are supposedly so progressive and shit turn around and forget all their preaching and rants about homophobia and other social atrocities when speaking about a group they obviously don’t know much about. The dude was sounding like Richard Dawkins with his islamophobia. Homophobes are interested in making other people homophobic in the same way islamophobes want the whole world to think and act and believe that islam = terrorism. So much for common sense.

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